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	<description>My collected color commentary, both insightful and inane.</description>
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		<title>Dog Rides</title>
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I don&#8217;t want to be the kind of parent who brags about every milestone, comparing Charlotte&#8217;s development to that of some fictional average baby. But I must report she&#8217;s riding the dog at a 36-month-old level. 

You can&#8217;t just walk up to Bailey and hop on top. And you can&#8217;t just give up.

Success at last! [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mrs. Clean</title>
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A new compulsion, caught on tape!
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		<title>Tickle Fight!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Charlotte and Bailey have been battling all weekend:

Charlie&#8217;s tickling offensive is only a mild irritation to Bailey.

Bailey is a little more effective.
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		<title>Charlie Say Relax</title>
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Kids today love &#8217;80s nostalgia. Also: headbands.
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		<title>Getting Thirsty</title>
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Charlotte loves juice. Bailey loves whatever Charlotte wants. Makes for good pictures.
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		<title>No Pictures, Please</title>
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Charlotte&#8217;s getting sick of the TMZ treatment.
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		<link>http://jasonenglish1.com/2010/03/02/no-pictures-please/</link>
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		<title>The Puppy Wants a Story!</title>
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Tired of the bedtime story routine, Charlie decided to take over.

Bailey was just happy to be involved.
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		<title>I Want My Blanket Now</title>
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When Charlotte wants something, not even a 75-pound dog can stand in her way. The dog can, however, just sit there.  
In the second video, Charlotte shows why her blanket procurement was so urgent.

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		<link>http://jasonenglish1.com/2010/02/28/i-want-my-blanket-now/</link>
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		<title>Story Time</title>
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Much like James Cameron did for Avatar, Charlotte has invented a whole new language for story time. 
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		<link>http://jasonenglish1.com/2010/02/25/story-time-2/</link>
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		<title>Guest Blogging</title>
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We might need to go ahead and register CharlotteEnglish1.com. 
(Little Miss Typist managed to hit the &#8220;Num Lock&#8221; key &#8212; a key I didn&#8217;t know existed, and therefore, how to switch back off. I was picturing a long afternoon at the Apple Store. She finally showed me what she did. We had a good laugh [...]]]></description>
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