Comments on: Happy New Year http://jasonenglish1.com/2007/04/19/happy-new-year/ My collected color commentary, both insightful and inane. Wed, 07 Jan 2009 01:04:52 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: karen english http://jasonenglish1.com/2007/04/19/happy-new-year/#comment-5670 karen english Tue, 24 Apr 2007 12:33:06 +0000 http://jasonenglish1.com/2007/04/19/happy-new-year/#comment-5670 Bofa sent me a similar message the other day with high priority. I figured my identity and savings were lost. When I signed in, the 'urgent message' was a diagram of their new online statements. I'm working on a demo today...luckily I'm not in charge of the direct marketing. Although I have been known to send 'massive liquidation' and 'sizzling summer suit' sale emails to millions at aol. Sorry folks. Bofa sent me a similar message the other day with high priority. I figured my identity and savings were lost. When I signed in, the ‘urgent message’ was a diagram of their new online statements. I’m working on a demo today…luckily I’m not in charge of the direct marketing. Although I have been known to send ‘massive liquidation’ and ’sizzling summer suit’ sale emails to millions at aol. Sorry folks.

]]> By: jasonenglish1 http://jasonenglish1.com/2007/04/19/happy-new-year/#comment-5609 jasonenglish1 Tue, 24 Apr 2007 02:57:40 +0000 http://jasonenglish1.com/2007/04/19/happy-new-year/#comment-5609 This is the third email they've sent trying to convince me to watch this ridiculous demo. One had a subject like, "URGENT ACCOUNT UPDATE FROM HSBC: READ IMMEDIATELY." It's not like I keep calling them, peppering the staff with how-to questions. I'm getting along just fine sans demo. When at first (and second) you don't succeed, tie your message to New Year's. New beginnings. This is the third email they’ve sent trying to convince me to watch this ridiculous demo. One had a subject like, “URGENT ACCOUNT UPDATE FROM HSBC: READ IMMEDIATELY.”

It’s not like I keep calling them, peppering the staff with how-to questions. I’m getting along just fine sans demo.

When at first (and second) you don’t succeed, tie your message to New Year’s. New beginnings.

]]> By: karen english http://jasonenglish1.com/2007/04/19/happy-new-year/#comment-5585 karen english Mon, 23 Apr 2007 22:36:53 +0000 http://jasonenglish1.com/2007/04/19/happy-new-year/#comment-5585 That's a little sketchy. Might be a fishing scam? Or just bad copywriting. Agreed. That’s a little sketchy. Might be a fishing scam? Or just bad copywriting. Agreed.

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