Previously on The Internet
This is my version of a clip show. You should feel cheated.
• January 25, 2005: Maybe not “Ha ha” funny, but…. My first-ever blog post.
• August 21, 2006: Regicidal Maniacs. My first-ever mental_floss entry.
• February 7, 2006: Commuting Suicide: Volume X. I read this aloud during my second Renegade interview. I’m not sure if it helped or hurt my case.
• February 25, 1998: The Best of Sanjay Email. If you don’t know Sanjay, this won’t make sense. But he was a character I went to school with from first grade through high school. When I was a freshman at Duke, Sanjay discovered email. And he discovered a way to find my roommate’s email address. And he would send him crazy emails (CCing me each time, and later CCing a whole bunch of other people). Anyway, I found this site with help from the Wayback Machine. Again, this will be hilarious to about 12 people and baffling to the rest.
• June 18, 2006: Father’s Day Filler. My first words here at jasonenglish1.com.
• February 12, 2007: Interview(er) Tips. A ton of hilarious comments made this one memorable.
• November 21, 2006: The Fan Club: Spectacular Stories of Storied Spectators. The post that I spent the most time researching.
• January 3, 2007: Who Are They Now? The NFL Quarterbacks’ Wives Club. More people read this than everything else I’ve ever written, combined. Five days later, there was even a sequel. This is probably as trashy as I’ll get.
• November 15, 2005: Man vs. Beast. Documenting Bailey’s first full day in Livingston.

That’s enough for now. But I’m sure we’ll do this again.