Commuting Suicide: Volume V.V

I’ve been debating whether this was blog-worthy all morning. What the hell. Heard this exchange on the way in:
New Guy: “I just moved to town. You’ll think I’m crazy, but we bought the first house we looked at.”
Veteran: “That’s not crazy. I married my first girlfriend.”
New Guy: “Wow. And I take it that worked out?”
Veteran: “Kinda. I’ve been married twice since.”
New Guy: “Oh.”
[Originally posted October 24, 2005.]